considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via feat)

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(via crunchier)

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(Source: dicklover3000, via ab-7a)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi, via gnarly)

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: tru2002, via masturb88)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via bastille)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(Source: strongbowdarkfruit, via toes-or-not)